I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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