We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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