I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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