well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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