I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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