I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
one might say we're banned from that church
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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