It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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