what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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