Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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