She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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