i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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