But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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