well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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