That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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