You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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