If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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