There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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