i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Found the puke drawer
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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