We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize