It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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