just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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