still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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