what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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