1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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