It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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