You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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