When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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