dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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