Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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