1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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