nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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