They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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