Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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