I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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