Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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