we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It's just like the Real World with babies
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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