You work out of a Hotel?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I puked a lego.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She even gives head with a lisp.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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