I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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