she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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