You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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