Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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