Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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