there was a trapeze. enough said
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
My feet surprised me
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