Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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