Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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