They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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