If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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