I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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