And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm always down for nudity.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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