my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She bit a glass in half.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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