My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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