Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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