i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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