just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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