yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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