i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I smell like Dick and happiness
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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